At Telecom Law Firm, P.C., Hamlet, Hermione and Hannah co-hold the important position of CEOs – Canine Efficiency Officers.
The top dogs in the office, their job is to ensure that everyone at Berbay works their tails off for clients. The pups have an “open paw” (and “open mouth”) management style. They promote lots of petting, and are not opposed to begging and woofing to get what they want.
Altogether quite fetching leaders, Hamlet, Hermione and Hannah have made their mark on all of Telecom Law Firm’s client matters. These three rescued Cocker Spaniels are constantly on the prowl, sniffing out raw deals that wireless firms try to foist on our clients, and chewing on new ways to maximize Landlord revenues. All have been known to dig all night rather than settle on a less superb concept.
In addition, our CEOs are staunchly efficient and are also known to work for kibble in order to complete client assignments on time, and producing a good result.
Hamlet
Senior Co-CEO
Hannah
Co-CEO
Herminoe
Jr. Co-CEO
Hamlet, the most senior co-CEO keeps everyone in line by batting his paw at them and demanding to be petted. He has the quiet calm of a well-seasoned veteran of our offices.
Our newest co-CEO, Hermione is recognized for her creativity in overturning waste paper baskets and absconding with the other CEOs’ toys.
Hannah chews on ideas while chewing on bones, coffee cups, or any unaccompanied food. Frankly, Hannah looks for any excuse to chew on anything: animate, inanimate, conceptual, nutritional, non-nutritional …it really doesn’t matter to her.
While our co-CEOs know they are top dogs in the office, they constantly remind us that the real top dogs are our clients, at least between meals.
* Disclosure: Our CEOs are not admitted to any Bar, but they have been know to express their opinions as if they were.
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